I don’t think I will ever be able to fully articulate the delight I got out of having text conversations about Not-Mom with four separate people...
red wave
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst...
🏇🍰🌺😻💕💋🍍🐷💘👻🍝 pretty much #andsome
Toronto was visited by an earthquake this morning…though we have our suspicions it was actually Jerry’s fault!
The guy just has really heavy feet.