my mom got her puppy, she named it milly (which is not any of the names I suggested)
“AMENDED: Never remove your wig while performing, unless you’re wearing another wig underneath.” -RuPaul
It’s the little innovations like...
Swedish Chef Ramsay
Oh god, I’m in tears, specially the last one.
I would watch this.
misandryspice replied to your photo: the beginnings of a ;(
Oh my god.
I mean maybe if you entertained me I would not have to resort to...
Inspiration Monster
He’s small, so he’s easy to carry around with you. But at the same time, he’s hard to find and hides on you. He’s innocent, and curious, and defenseless: you must take care of him, or he will hide on you. Sometimes he’s helpful, but sometimes he will just stare blankly at you. Also: naps, and leaves you all on your own. He has no voice on his own: you give him a voice.